Yis, wee cud but ay see problems orlredy - nou "shva" simbul, nou symbul t"shva" difurenshiate bitween the "i" sownz in "in" n "yis" - if yoo yooz "y" wot doo yoo yooz f"shva" th (AAARGGH)

I have to stop, itsa crayzy!

What do you use for the "glide" at the start of "you", and as for "this" and "theory"....?

The IPA should be adopted by all. Still doesn't fix the problem, though.

Filip (Not Filup, as my American relatives call me. That's what you do with the kettle."