Oh, I figgured this day would come and come it has! Danged! I resemble sum of these remarx, thankee very much and all I gotta say is, well, ahhhhh..... hmmmmm? (What was that I was gonna say?) Oh, I got it. Nan-a-nan-a-nan-ahhh! Takes a small mind to spell a wird the same way every time. Boringggg!

Now, that being said, no, I don't spell fir beens but if someone has a pot of 'em cooked up.... and humms the first few bars, I'll give it a chance. Speckin' of chances, I figgured I'd take me a chance on a corresponence course in typoing and, well, just completed it and got me cetifercat right here on the wall in friont of me. I got a little clear p[lastic push pin in it 'cause I couldn't find a colored one like I like to use for my important certifericats. Well, tyhought you'd be real happy fir me and maybe since this is my rockee, ruckie, hmmmmm, first year in the Catbox that you'd vote for me as the Catbox "Rokie of the Ear" award which I figgured I'd earned with my vast imporovement in my typoing and spellin' and impecable grammer and uses iof commas....

That's my story and until someone comes up with a bedder one then Iz stickin to it...

Boberdz