Oh, sailor, sailor, won't you marry me With your smile so sunny Jim Oh no nice girl I cannot marry you For I have no teeth to put in So off she went to her grandfather's glass And fished out some teeth of the very highest class And the sailor put them in
Oh, sailor, sailor, won't you marry me With your rambling rolling gait Oh no nice girl I cannot marry you For I'm one leg short of a set So off she went to her grandfather's table And cut off a leg that was very, very stable And the sailor screwed it in
Oh, sailor, sailor, won't you marry me With your pigtail down your back Oh no nice girl I cannot marry you For it's hair on my head that I lack So off she went to her grandfather's chest And plucked him some hair of the very, very best And the sailor stuck it on
Oh, sailor, sailor, won't you marry me With your sparkling eyes so jocular Oh no nice girl I cannot marry you For you see I am strictly monocular So off she went to the marbles her grandfather'd lost And brought him a bullseye of the very, very best And the sailor stuck it in
Oh, sailor, sailor, won't you marry me With your great big marlin spike Oh yes nice girl I'll surely marry you For you're just the kind of thing that I like So off they went to her grandfather's cradle And there she discovered that This seaman was quite able And the sailor put it in