The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #53878   Message #831829
Posted By: Bobert
21-Nov-02 - 02:01 PM
Thread Name: BS: Spy cameras in your bedroom?
Subject: RE: BS: Spy cameras in your bedroom?
Yep, it's a lot easier to get your name on a list, than to get it off the list.

"Geee, Mr. Smith, we're real sorry that you're name is ,on the list instead of the *other* Mr. Smith. If you'll just fill out this 9 page affidavit, have it notorized and get it back to us we'll see if we can't get you're name purged. Oh, we'll need the original and three copies, a certified copy of your birth certificate, names and phone numbers of all your neighbors and employers for the last 25 yeras and you'll need to be available during *our* working hours at our closest appeals office of Homeland Security Center, which just happens to be in, ahhhh, let me see, yes in Philadelphia for your hearing. Now here isa list of hotels in the area with driving instructions. And you might want to bring an, attorney (Ka-ching...)"

Hmmmmmmm? Ya say a bunch of laywers wrote this legislation?

Oh, I get it now...

Bobert