No, Amy. Wrong on both counts. I am old enough and Miss Francis was the saint who ran Ding Dong School. She died just last year and I shed a tear. She taught me how to be unafraid of scissors, glue, glitter and the ensuing messes I created.

Miss Nancy was just an idiot. Although I am sure there are children who fondly remember Romper Room - it came to me in the middle of the night.