They're probably working on the slaughterhouse programmes right now. The next step on from Animal Hospital.

Celebrity Slaughterhouse... The Naked Knacker... They must be cursing how they failed to take advantage of the Foot and Mouth mass culling.

"The real Mash" straight to your living-rooms from Iraq... (And they are probably genuinely lining that one up as well.)

The trouble is, the penduluim is bound to swing, and when it does it'll go right back the other way.