Don't let him fool you - young "Leadie" was the junior partner in last night's "195 years of folk" extravaganza. At least in years. In hair he was definitely the senior.

I still refuse to wear shorts. Mummy told me to dress well in this weather, it may be 20 deg C in Salonika but only 6 deg here, ferchrissake; time for fake fur knickers (oohh! the thought of it!).

As for self-deprecating, an accusation levelled at me by Breezy earlier, I will only state that I have been off that, ever since the parish priest warned me about eyesight effects.