Now that the series of threads started by "What has the US done for us?" has reached its logical conclusion with "What has God done for us?", let's try a different variation. Just fill in the blank and provide your answer.

Here's mine:

"What have armadillos done for us?"

Not a damned thing except root up flower beds, vegetable beds, and the grass around the fishpond. They also occasionally scare hell out of you when you almost step on one while walking outside at night. Their nocturnal rooting noises can also be very disconcerting to our city friends that come out for weekend campouts in the woods.

Bruce