Take your notes, write in your book
Tell them I said their as dumb as they Look!

I they ask you who said so, shout out with glee:
"'tis Chaz, the hillbilly, and he plans to stay FREE!"

If they ask you "Where is he?" then quickly reply:
"On the back roads and highways, preaching 'LIVE FREE or DIE!'"

If they ask you "what does this hillbilly do?"
Tell them "He's blowing the whistle on YOU!"

"And if you come for him I'll not go a'sitting
But kicking and screaming, and fighting and spitting!"

When they as "In whose name, does he say what he'll say?"
Tell them "In the name of the WHOLE U. S. A.!!"