No, no, Kevin, you have it all wrong. When Arabs or Asians hold people in secret prisons without probable cause, deny them legal counsel, try them by secret military tribunals from which there is no appeal, and keep dossiers on the political activities of their citizens so they can spot dissenters, it's OPPRESSION.

When America does it, it's PROTECTING FREEDOM.

Unless it's Saudi Arabia, Turkey or Israel, in which case it's only a vicious, unsubstantiated rumor.