Well, just to put a flip side on this, here's another oldie but goodie.........kinda' the same, but kinda' different you might say....

The Letter from Edna

Dear Safety Harbor Middle School:

God blesses you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior
citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor
Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all
alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God
bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.

My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio, but before I received
one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.
The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of pieces.

It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to
mine, and I said, "Fuck you."

Life is good.

Sincerely,
Edna


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