With apologies to the Beatles. Such as it is, feel free to make changes. Anything would be better, eh?! **BG**

Hey Dude, don't burn it bad
The computer won't make it better
Remember laptops sit upon the table
Then your willie will start to get better

Hey Dude, don't be afraid
Even with blisters you'll still get her
The minute the heat gets under your skin
Whoops, there goes your pecker!

And anytime you feel the pain
Hey Dude refrain
Don't carry the 'puter upon your thighs
For well you know that it's a fool
Who plays it cool
By making his willie a little hotter
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