Here's one that I sing, Marion:

"He's six-foot-three, eyes of green,
Cutest guy you've ever seen,
Has anybody seen my guy?
He's not too bright, not too dim.
Sister, get a load o' him!
Has anybody seen my guy?
Well, now, if you should see a six-foot-three
All muscled and slim,
Fat billfold, drives a Rolls,
Bet yer life that that ain't him!
But he's my pride, he's my joy,
Hubba! Hubba! He's my boy!
Has anybody seen my guy.

Parody lyrics by Sonja W. Oates ©1992

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