Porno floating down the internet wire.
So raunchy, he's curling up his toes.
Claes-Gorn Ostenson, he's not in a choir.
Computer surfing he has chose.

Every body knows, hot water can burn your toe.
If you leave it in the bed all night.
His tiny parts, with the screen all aglow.
He'll find them hard in phospher light.

And so I'm offering this good advice
To geeks lap dancing in the bed.
Pentium chips can get very hot
and
Roasted Chesnuts
Roasted Chesnuts
Roasted Chesnuts
turn red