Were I the Prime Minister....and you'd better be glad I'M NOT!!

I'd instruct Madame Ducros to immediately start calling EVERY foreign leader a Moron, (with TV cameras running) hence getting us off the hook!

Ummmmmm, personally I can't remember all the names of the world leaders.....ummm who can we ask.....Oh Mr Bushhhhhh?

Seriously Doug, I'm sorry you're having to put up with all this stuff from "Soviet Canuckistan" but with any luck Kendall, Little Hawk and I will get drafted under the new *N.A.G.S.D.C.L Statute that's before Congress at the moment. If I get the chance I'll blow them both away with either my AKG 47, my little Armalight, my D-28, or my M-35.

*North American Geriatric Shit Disturbers Conscription Law.

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