WAIT.........WAIT.............This is a REMOTE CONTROLLED FART MACHINE????? Whatever you do, DO NOT let Spaw know about this. Does it come with smell? I have got to have one of these. I can see a multitude of uses for this thing in the pub when you have a pain in the arse person in the audience. Rick, I have got to have one.........where did you get it?

Mick