Come on Penny luv, don't be a an old pr*ck-teaser - get yer legs apart and give poor old Oakley a bit of relief - it can seriously damage a man to make him sustain a constant erection for 3 months - after all if he ran for a bus and tripped, he might do himself a terrible mischief (or even break the world pole-jump record).

I'm sure that they would be ringing bells all over Humberside at the news that you'd finally consented to a good bit of "How's yer father" with the poor lad.