Sharon-

That's good advice, which fortunately I didn't need when I rounded up our two cats this morning and stuffed them into their carriers, and the neighbor's cat into one of our spare carriers and evacuated the building until the fire department determined what the upstairs tenants had done to fill their kitchen full of smoke. Of course, as I'm the landlady in this situation, I was royally pissed when we discovered that the tenants' kids had been using the toaster oven for an experimental ignition chamber for paper towels.

Landlady's Daughter, who cohabits with Charley Noble