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Thread #53930 Message #836686
Posted By: Dead Horse
28-Nov-02 - 03:21 PM
Thread Name: Christmas parodies II
Subject: Lyr Add: GAUDY TREE
GAUDY TREE
Gaudy tree, gaudy tree, they say it sparkles
It's all baubles and tinsel, they say
Gaudy tree, gaudy tree, they say it sparkles
It's all baubles and tinsel, they say
There's a fairy on the top, and her wand it flickers
Wooden soldier down below, he's looking up her….
Gaudy tree, gaudy tree, they say it sparkles
It's all baubles and tinsel, they say
Gaudy tree, gaudy tree, they say it sparkles
It's all baubles and tinsel, they say
Cheapo flashing lights around, strung on plastic wire
Made in Hong Kong I'll be bound, soon there'll be a ….
Gaudy tree, gaudy tree, they say it sparkles
It's all baubles and tinsel, they say
Gaudy tree, gaudy tree, they say it sparkles
It's all baubles and tinsel, they say
Fathers doing magic tricks, just to entertain us
Mother has the Paxo out, stuffing the turkeys….
Gaudy tree, gaudy tree, they say it sparkles
It's all baubles and tinsel, they say
Gaudy tree, gaudy tree, they say it sparkles
It's all baubles and tinsel, they say
Sister has her boyfriend round, his name is Charlie Tucker
They're going out in his new sports car, & then he'll try to …
Gaudy tree, gaudy tree, they say it sparkles
It's all baubles and tinsel, they say
Gaudy tree, gaudy tree, they say it sparkles
It's all baubles and tinsel, they say
Granddads on the booze again, Grandma begs his pardon
She slips viagra in his glass, to help him get a ….
Gaudy tree, gaudy tree, they say it sparkles
It's all baubles and tinsel, they say
Gaudy tree, gaudy tree, they say it sparkles
It's all baubles and tinsel, they say