Ho, Ho, Ho, and a bottle of ... no wait - I've sent your present. Hopefully it will arrive by Christmas. It's in a box about so big, by so wide. It's brown (the box) and it has your address on it along with a Secret Santa note on the top. Or is that Santa's address and a Victoria's Secret on the box, in the box, um...

Ah hell, it's coming! Hope you like it!

cheers