From "State and Main" (and these may not be verbatim, but you get the idea):

Old codger #1: "It takes all kinds."
Old codger #2: "Is that what it takes? I've often wondered what it took."

Also:

Guy: "My life is so boring. I have to make my own fun."
Girl: "You always have to make your own fun. If somebody else does it for you it's not fun - it's entertainment.

Bruce