Also from State And Main...

"We should get him something that he likes.. What does he like?"
"14 year old girls"
"Well, we can't do that... Let's get him half a 28 year old."

LOL

From 3000 Miles To Graceland
"Filters are for pussies, and guys my age, kid."

From Harley Davidson And The Marlborough Man
"It's better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool."

From Reign Of Fire
"The only thing worse than dragons... Americans!"

From The Abyss
"I hate that bitch."
"Then you probably shouldn't have married her."

Also from The Abyss, often heard when I'm futzing with home repair
"... I mean, all I need is a god-damned crescent wrench!"

From A Muppet X-mas Carol
"Thank you for making me a part of this..."

The ENTIRE movie Snatch....

;-)