I'm a bard, and I've got a competition coming up, the theme of which is 'Silly Love Songs'.

I am NOT looking for the lyrics to the Paul McCartney song.

I AM looking for the lyrics to any love song with a comical, or silly, theme or feeling. I would prefer authentic folk songs, if possible, but anyhting that does not mention modern items/ideas, I would most appreciate.

Thank you for you time...

May Flights of Dragons gaurd Thy Dreaming.
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