Ahhh, Gutbucketeeer: Me and my trusting Wes Ginny slide rule been at you prothesis here fir a few Wes Ginny and given our careful contimplation of yer thesis, gotta point out that you failed to factor in either the barometric pressure or you Aunt Liz's birth date.

We is going on record of changin' yir final calculations of "Steps=12, Footsteps=28" we respectfully ammend to "Steps=12, Footsteps 25, and *three 3 skips*.... but... who's counting?

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Bopbert