Winter Wonderland - A Parody
Jeff Porterfield

Sleighbells ring, I don't care
I've got ice in my hair
It's getting too cold
Or else I'm too old
For walking in a winter wonderland.

Gets this way each December
You'd think I'd remember
But still I forget
How cold it can get
Walking in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snowman
But that would cause my fingers to fall off
You can go ahead and build your snowman
Next year I'm going south and playing golf!

Later on we'll perspire
'Cause we're too close to the fire
But I really don't care
I was freezing out there
Walking in a winter wonderland.