My dad was in the service many years ago, and sang us silly songs. We are now trying to compile some of these songs, and there's one we can't seem to find. It may actually have adult content connotation, although as kids we didn't realize it - it was just funny. What we remember -

I wandered around 'til just about noon,
'til I wandered in to a big saloon.

Great big balls, bigger 'an that!
Goin' round the tables, quicker 'an scat (?)
Seen a lot folks, but they called me Jeremiah
Seen a lot of pants, but they was hangin on a wire.

Does anyone know the complete lyrics?