The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #54264   Message #839297
Posted By: Bobert
02-Dec-02 - 08:57 PM
Thread Name: A suggestion to all y'all
Subject: RE: A suggestion to all y'all
WARNING: The local Health Inspector has found an incurable strain of the dreaded *epizuddie virus* in Tweedsburg so fir any of you folks who were thinkin' of droppin by, well, ya' might want to re-think yer decision.

(Yo, Bobert. That ain't so. Ain't no virus's in Tweedsburg. Why you go and say that?)

Well, folks, Iz got a corn-fession to make. I lied about the virus, but them folks be playin' the *DEVIL'S MUSIC" over there, and that's the truth. You want that on your resume'?