Chia King-Kong was getting a little feisty so we had to send Chia Godzilla and Chia Rodan in to whip his ass. If you've never seen three 100+ foot tall Chia Pets going at it you've really missed something. Green shit flying everywhere!

Bruce

(who hasn't had TV for 10 years and therefore hopes that there aren't really Chia Godzillas, King-Kongs and Rodans on the market or his joke just went in the toilet)