Chia Santa gon gitchoo boah. Gon come down uv that chimbley scrapin' off the lil chia sproutlings all the way down, make him more mad an ever, and whup yer ass fer makin a joke offen his Chia Peeple.

Ah needs me a Chia NUN, now there's the ticket....

Ch ch ch CHIA!

(Is it too late to be a secret santa?)

~S~