And now for a musical interlude in the Bush camps...

The other day I was browsing the Web and came across a site called "The Music of the Masons". (Freemasons, that is). Curious, because I've heard that the Masons claim such illustrious members as Mozart and Beethoven, I opened the site, and guess what was on the title page. Against a backdrop of the stars and stripes, there was good ole George Bush! Along with a transcript of his address to the nation following the Sept 11 attacks.

I was a little shocked. THIS is "The Music of the Masons"? Could it be that he's neither a 'moron' or a 'mormon' but a 'mason'? Is that why the rest of the world follows his lead, like rats following the Pied Piper? Hmmmmmm, I think I'd rather be shovelling snow than pondering this too deeply!