The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #54270   Message #839810
Posted By: catspaw49
03-Dec-02 - 02:44 PM
Thread Name: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!!
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!!
Welcome to the 50's...........not the Happy Days shit.......your 50's   And may I say how nice it is to have you join us? No, I guess not so I won't say it.

Yes, it's true that ol' Father Joebro does hate these threads, his contention being that they all say the same thing. I generally add something completely different to appease Joe so in your case I decided that I'd list "50 Great Things About khandu!" Well, I thought about it for awhile and it came to me that 50 was probably a trifle ambitious so I cut it down a bit.....then I cut it down some more....and a little more.....Eventually I reached the point where I had to shitcan the whole idea since I couldn't come up with a damn thing. I wasn't willing to give up on the idea at this point so I simply lowered the expectation level and decided to list "50 Pretty Average Things About khandu." I, uh, well.......I thought.....er, look here, I'll just say it....Again, not a damn thing came to mind. I was able to quickly come up with "50 Reasons khandu Is A Miserable Prick" but somehow it isn't what should be in a birthday thread so I trashed that idea as well.

So.....I dunno' man........I guess I'll have to fall back on the stuff Joe detests and say simply,







HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE

and leave it at that........

Spaw