May your strings never break? Trust me on this Rapaire, this guy's strings popped long ago.............

What's this bullshit about raising a toast to all your friends on your birthday? What a load of crap! First, these other folks are bullshitting you.....You have no friends. Second, you can lie, deny, and make counter allegations, but the fact is that you'll be at the annual "First Cross Burning of the Christmas Season" and you'll be making bread type toast instead. By the way, doesn't that kerosene flavor come through no matter what jam you use?

In any case, I'd be happy to raise a toast to you as well, except when I raise my toast, the stuff is too high to eat so I have to lower it a bit, as you have with the expectations of your life. Also, while I got you here, have the burns heeled up after that "Finger of God Lightning Strike" you took awhile back?

Anyway, here's to you.......pass the huckleberry preserves.........

Spaw