I did not use a voice recognition program. Anyway, far from being weird, using Cauliflower for California is classic Anguish. In fact, the phrase "Fun Cauliflower, Toothy Newark eyelet" is nearly perfect Anguish. True Anguish is not a simple substitution of homonymns; it is the substitution of words which just resemble English enough to be recognizable. Our minds then complete the gestalt. Anguish mocks aviary sofa cheese catered languish.