The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #11364   Message #84088
Posted By: catspaw49
04-Jun-99 - 08:33 PM
Thread Name: Groundhog...Not the song...Help
Subject: RE: Groundhog...Not the song...Help
No 'Boots, your flowers are probably being eaten by Rick. You may not be aware but he has a budding flower fetish and believes them to have strong aphrodisiac properties. I suggest looking out at 3 AM to see if there is somebody crawling around in your flower beds in his BVD's. Also check the tracks to see if the left hand digits are different from the right due to callousing.

I myself only learned of this recently when Reg, Reg, and Reg were caught in a local greenhouse devouring 9 flats of marigolds and a Barcalounger (don't ask).

catspaw