I have been able to overcome an extreme case of stage fright

Look kid...if you Feel Like Shit You probably are....

Why go broadcasting feces over an un-suspecting audience?

They.... were NOT prepared to be covered in manure...why do you...in your desperation chose to make them the recipient of your "less tthan polished performance.

It is a strange world where Everyone's a STAR but most... so seldom are.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle