As soon as I saw the thread title, before I could see the posts, I was singing a refrain to the tune of "High Hopes"- obviously, the first two lines would be

Duck------Tape [or duct, I don't care, but duck sings better]
They've got Duck---------Tape--------

[and then, as I type]
They've pie in the sky on the fly------- tape!

This is scary. I've gotta stop this. Now.
Someone please take 'er away? Please?