Oh, Clinton did a'bluster
He ranted and he raved,
But underneth we knew him
A softie, he did cave.

A little cat did tell us
He's just as sweet as pie
While stomping round
He'll tell you, "here's mud in your eye!"

Now sing we sweetly, listen
Oh, Clinton all in chains
We're pouring syrup down your back
Lest our words bring too much pain(s)!

**gag!!**