And yet verily, it was the fist day back at school after the Xmas holidays and the teacher was talking to the class.

"Now Johhny (a protestent) - What did you do on Xmas Day ?"

And Johnny said "We went to Church, sag some carols and then went home to unwrap the presents."

"Now Patrick (a catholic)- what did you and your family do ?"

"Well we went to mass, sung some Carols, and went home to open the resents !"

"Now Isaaac, (a hebrew)- What did you do ?"

"Well we went to my Uncles Toy shop, saw all the empty shelf's, and sung "What a friend we have in Jesus !"

Gareth