This is a pottery one . I had a couple come into the shop and after looking around for a few minutes the husband looks at me and very quietly asks "Is that blue decoration made with cobalt??? Is it Radioactive???" I held up my right hand sort of stiffly alianish and said "It hasent done me any harm yet" The man RAN out of the shop leaving his wife standing ,alone, in front of me. After some silence she said "Well He take this very seriously" . I guess so.. Funny ,they never came back ..

One St patric's day I was playing a bar about 40 miles from home .. On our brake the Owner came over and asked us to go play happy birthday for a "private Party " in the back. we were ordered NOT to look at any one in the room .. We complied very carfully.... Well its not a silly complaint but we wanted to live to hear a silly conplaint again.. Some complaints should be side stepped at all costs!!!!!!! Ask Vido he knows >>>> All the best Guy