Having recently returned from the George And Dragon, where we were celebrating Mrs Cobble's birthday and the arrival of Micca and catsPHiddle up here, we discovered a slightly worrying side to Geoff The Duck. People, I appeal to you now, NEVER mix Geoff the Duck, a drinking straw and Tina Turner's "Simply The Best"! The result is quite strange.

First, he got up and started dancing. Nothing worrying about that, you may think, but then he took the straw, held it upright on the table and began dancing with the straw, putting his leg on the table!

Mrs Duck was not around at the time, so when she returned, he did it again! Maybe we have discovered his secret career! (Only joking, Geoff!)

Thankfully, there were no digital cameras around at the time to record the event for posterity.