Inspired by the old Woodchuck tongue-twister, I once wrote a parody about a groundhog (think I was about 8 at the time). It went:

"How much ground could a groundhog hog if a groundhog hogged all the ground around."

I still like it and wanted to make a song out of it, but haven't found a suitable tune yet. By the way, MY groundhog would NEVER eat flowers! I'm glad to see the emphasis here on "live trapping" rather than blowing away these cute lil' guys. Be nice to them, they gave us one of our most famous holidays.

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