I was hoping I wouldn't feel compelled to do this, but I guess I do. I know you jokers think you're being funny, but Mudcat etiquette dictates that it is bad form to post silliness on a serious music thread. Although some of you don't think accordions are serious music, the fact is that they are. And believe it or not, these jokes are not new to us. We've heard them all many times before.

This is a serious music thread, so please take the jokes elsewhere.