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Thread #50308   Message #843632
Posted By: GUEST,DW at work
08-Dec-02 - 10:28 PM
Thread Name: BS: Chat Up Lines
Subject: RE: BS: Chat Up Lines
My new lady chatted me up.. I didn't stand a chance.. I'm still in shock over it!

It began with

'Ma'am, can I see some ID please?'

'Got my name tattooed on my butt, wanna check that?'

Sorta went downhill from there. She doesn't really.