Well, I'll "share" the song with ya, but I better not reveal my real name here.

I used to have a tabby who loved to get under the covers and curl up to sleep next to my tummy.   She would jump up on the bed and "stand there with her hands on her hips, as though to say, "Well... Are you gonna let me in, or what? I'm waiting!"

Anyway, one night as she stuck her head under the covers and made her usual 3 turns around before plopping down to purr, this little ditty sprang from me (in old-style country twang):

Well, there's a cat crawlin' underneath the blanket,
An' 'er motor's racin' away.
Well, she makes me tingle with a cat lover's delight,
An' she'll keep me warm till the break of day.

Chorus:

Nothin' like a warm pussy 'neath the blanket!
Nothin' like a warm pussy to mellow out your soul!
Oh, a hot dog may be nice
Or cold duck on ice,
But a warm pussy's better'n gold!

This was not submitted for the Mudcat CDs, though! ;-)