Hey bartender, won't you set me up with a shot of tequila and a lime please Put this on Bert's tab for me will ya honey? Can I have some change for the jukebox. Thanks.
I slide over to the jukebox and put in a couple dollars, Rick Fielding opens the show I sit back up at the bar with my drink, the music is playing low. The place is pretty quite, I think, for this time of the day I look over across the room and Art Brooks is putting on an air-drum play. This guy they call Spaw was just telling a story of flames and farts and firey glory. Jen Ellen just came from the womens room with wads of duct tape in her hands Liz the Squeak follows soon behind, rubbing her cheeks from the duct tape bands. Now the party is starting , can you turn the music up? Come on over bartender and fill up my cup. I'd like to raise a glass and have a little cheer for all of you muddcatters that are here I drink to your health in the bars, I drink to your health in my home, I drink to your health so damn many times, I've almost ruined my own!