The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #50308   Message #844176
Posted By: Firecat
09-Dec-02 - 07:30 PM
Thread Name: BS: Chat Up Lines
Subject: RE: BS: Chat Up Lines
A friend of mine's boyfriend's best line was "Are you good at maths? Well, add a bed, subtract clothes, divide your legs and let's multiply." I pointed out that if a lad used that on me, the sum would be either my hand + his face = pain, or my knee + his "private sector" = more pain!