You know, this is the second year I've spent stuck up a tree, takes me months to get the pine needles out of me drawers and I can't reach the bar....oh,that was the general idea? I see.

This is blatant size-ism, and even if I AM the shortest adult member of Mudcat, it's still not fair....what about Dave the Gnome? Bet he'd look lovely up here, and the view is good, specially of the jello pit.