The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #50308   Message #844985
Posted By: SINSULL
10-Dec-02 - 07:52 PM
Thread Name: BS: Chat Up Lines
Subject: RE: BS: Chat Up Lines
I swear this really happened and fairly recently:
I was standing on a corner in the rain waiting for a bus. A man came flying out of the OTB (betting parlor) across the street, ran in front of several cars, and arrived breathlessly at my side. He announced "I spend a lot of time in Atlantic City. They give me a free room because I am a regular. I get free tickets to all the shows, even Bobby Rydel. Wanna go with me this weekend?" I replied "No." He ran back across the street. Left me wondering how often that line was successful...and what the hell he was thinking.