Nobody has noticed that I am still here in my corner of the bar sipping on Cuervo but I see the party is raging all around me, so I reach into my bag of tricks and pull out my A, I start playing a long, slow rendition of Come into my Kitchen, I'm making up the words as I go-
I'm at the mudcat tavern, it's quite a scene.
You can shake your monkey,
if you know what I mean.
oh won't you come, into MMario's kitchen
because it's going to be snowing outdoors.

Well there's plenty to drink
and plenty to eat
MMario cookin' up, big ol' hunks of meat.
Oh- won't you come on, into MMario's kitchen
because it's going to be snowing outdoors.

Well I'm havin' a good time,
and the music is fine.
Everybody off there feet,
just a' shakin' their behinds
Oh, won't you come into MMario's kitchen,
Because it's going to be snowing outdoors.


MMario shoots a glance at me, and I read it like, "hey I don't want anyone in my kitchen, here eat a sausage" I put down my harp.

There was something else I had to do anyway, so I reach into my bag of tricks and find the video of "The Wizard of Oz" and and an old copy of "Through The Looking Glass" and I go over and put it under the tree.