Twelve Days of Redneck Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:

Parts for my '60 GTO

On the second day of Xmas etc.
Two plush dice
Three fishin' lures
Four wheel spinners
Five table dancers
Six wheel spinners
Seven resslin' tickets
Eight cases Lone Star
Nine blue heelers
Ten tins Copenhagen
Eleven packs of Red Man
Twelve days in Branson